Lily Fairy took this charming photo of me, in which I appear to be auditioning for the job of reflective screen at Weta Studios.Initially, I found the reflective expanse of my forehead rather alarming but I do believe I can gather a good mound of coin by renting myself out to photographers and film studios.
I have also been approached by Nato, which is considering deploying me in remote areas as a Low Karbon Imission and solar energy powered signalling system aka LOKI (apologies to the fearsome giants Fárbauti and Laufey–the parents of the original Loki–and the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary for this contrivance).
More on this matter as things develop later in the week.
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